Dear Abigail Rigby,
Thank you for making it okay to cheat on your boyfriend and know that in the end, he’ll come back to your foolish ways. Oh wait, you’re a virgin, I forgot c: Who the hell are you kidding? You’re not a virgin, everyone knows that you’re a lying slut now. If you wouldn’t have made a big deal about this shit, no one would know. You can blame your friend for that.
You’re stupid. You’re a cheater. And now you’re a lying cheater. I still can’t wrap my head around you thinking that you’re a virgin! hahahaha, oh my gosh. Hil-fucking-larious. You’re so dumb and I would have no problem with you if you wouldn’t have drug me down. I have no right to judge you, BUT NOW I AM, SKANK.
